Tuesday, December 4, 2012

A woman gets into a car accident and goes into a coma.

The doctors and nurses do everything to try and help her but no response. They call in her husband to give him the news when a nurse comes running out and pulls the doctor aside. She says; "Doctor while I was giving the woman a sponge bath I washed her vagina and her heart rate and brain activity increased." The doctor thinks about this for a second and goes back to the husband. He then tells him; "Sir, your wife is very injured and nothing has seemed to work until five minutes ago. I know this will sound unorthodox but I recommend oral sex as it seems to be the only thing she has responded to." The husband seems very uneasy about this and the doctor continues to ask him to do this assuring him that it will be private and no one will interrupt him. The husband agrees and walks into the room to help his wife. A few minutes later the woman flat lines and the husband rushes out of the room. The doctor asks him what has happened and the man replies. "I think she choked."

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